September 7, 2015
Labor Day

BIRTHDAYS
Elia Kazan 1909
Julie Kavner 1950
Chrissie Hynde 1951

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/23/15 Color Me Happy: 100 pages of beautiful coloring designs to relax the mind. UK.
08/22/15 Pain Free Living: Your guide to leading a healthier life.
*08/20/15 Calming Art: The colouring book for adults. UK.
08/20/15 Raw Bike Magazine: Home-built, rats, bobbers, survivors, vintage & more.
*08/14/15 Affix: Creativity and the City. Australia.
*08/14/15 Take: New England’s new culture.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Sea cucumbers eat with their feet.
— October Mental Floss

9% of dog owners have financially provided for their pets in their wills.
— 2016 The Old Farmer’s Almanac

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

OTHER REALITY TV STARS CONSIDERING BOLSTERING THEIR FLAGGING CAREERS WITH PRESIDENTIAL RUNS

STAR WARS SHOCKER: BB-8 PLAYED BY TOM CRUISE

Watch out MN dentists! 2015’s TOP HALLOWEEN COSTUME – ZOMBIE CECIL THE LION!

VOTED #1 NOVELTY ITEM OF THE YEAR: PUMPKIN FULL OF RATS!

DRACULA SPLURGES ON A NEW CAPE

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Two wrongs don’t make a right but three lefts do.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

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